Desperate Love Triangles: Hamiltons Latest PR Stunt
The Love Polygon of Lewis Hamilton's Career
Lewis Hamilton, the British racing ace, seems to have taken a page straight out of the Kardashian playbook when it comes to love (or should we say publicity?). Before setting his sights on Kim Kardashian, he had a brief dalliance with her younger sister, Kendall Jenner. Ah, yes, because what's better than dating one half of a famous family? Dating both! Back in 2015, the world was treated to the sight of Kendall sporting Hamilton's gold chain at the Monaco Grand Prix, which led to a flurry of romance rumors. But Hamilton, ever the gentleman, quickly downplayed the hype by claiming they were "just friends." Right, Lewis. Friends don't share gold chains or cozy up at glamorous events, do they?
Fast forward to 2026, and Hamilton has jumped right into a whirlwind romance with Kim Kardashian, who, if you hadn’t noticed, is 11 years his senior. But age is just a number, especially when you're obviously seeking those Kardashian ratings! Insiders even claim they spent a romantic weekend together in the Cotswolds, complete with a couples massage. You can’t make this stuff up! It’s like Hamilton is collecting Kardashian sisters like Pokémon cards — gotta catch 'em all! Just what the world needs: a Formula 1 driver and a reality star pairing. It’s practically a match made in shameless PR heaven.
So, what’s next for Hamilton? A public declaration of everlasting love or perhaps a pseudo-documentary about his romantic escapades? Let’s be real, the only winners here are the tabloids and gossip columns cashing in on this soap opera of celebrity romances.
The Hypocrisy Check
Let's not pretend like Hamilton's previous comments about Kendall Jenner haven’t aged like spoiled milk. In 2015, he had the audacity to call her "very focused" and "level-headed" while insisting they were nothing more than friends. Fast forward to now, and he’s dating her older sister, Kim, in what seems like a spectacular non-sequitur. It begs the question: was he really just playing the field, or was he always eyeing the Kardashian family tree for a lengthy PR gig?
Let’s face it: Hamilton’s foray into the Kardashian world reeks of strategic timing. A little romance here, a little rumored affair there, and suddenly he’s the hottest topic on the gossip circuit. But can we really take his words seriously? He raved about Kendall’s maturity back then while diving headfirst into a relationship with her sister, who has her own history of high-profile romance and drama. It’s almost like he’s auditioning for a role in a reality show, and I’m guessing the casting call was an open invitation to all Kardashian affiliates!
And while Hamilton enjoys his new public persona, it’s hard to ignore the fickleness of it all. Since when did loyalty take a backseat to PR stunts? As he cozies up to Kim Kardashian, one can’t help but wonder if this is all a well-orchestrated move to bolster his image further, or if he actually believes in the fairy tale. Spoiler alert: Knowing the Kardashians, this fairy tale is bound to have a twist that will leave everyone shaking their heads!